Going through our massive files, filing cabinets (6 drawers high) and endless archives and overflowing garbage bins, THE DARTBOARD found this lost chat between the DART and the now famous, then advice-seeking, OCTOMOM, before she gained that meaningful and descriptive title that made her, and TMZ, and Doctor Phil, famous.
She had some questions that hopefully THE DART could answer.
OCTOMOM: I'm two months pregnant with my first baby now. When will my baby move?
DART: With any luck, right after his/her/its 16th birthday or after he/she/it finishes college.
OCTOMOM: With your expertise, what is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
DART: Childbirth.
OCTOMOM: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
DART: Yes, another pregnancy.
OCTOMOM: Being two months pregnant, I'm at times very moody and sometimes borderline irrational.
DART: So what's your question? YOU STUPID DUMB BITCH!
OCTOMOM: Do I have to have a baby shower?
DART: Not if you change their diapers often.
OCTOMOM: Do you think it’s alright to have a baby after 25?
DART: No, 25 children is enough.
DART: Where are you going? Did your water break? Hey you, WAIT A MINUTE, SIT DOWN -- you owe me money for this consultation!!!
DART: OCTO-BITCH!
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