THE LADY WITH THE BALLS >> PSYCHICKIKI

Here she comes again! Holding her balls in her right hand and screaming out the words that we want to hear. She has a sick sense, has ESPN, and single-handedly put the ass back into ass-trology.

Psychic Kiki what do your balls tell us this time?




o A UFO will land atop a WALMART store and breed with the employees. The resulting children will be labeled Walmartans.

o Disneyland will introduce Frosty the Snowman as its newest member. Sadly, after a hot day, he will become Frosty the Puddle.

o Baskin-Robbins will break up.

o The Vatican will open a snack bar. Treats will include Pope-sicles and Pope Tarts.

o The next world-wide epidemic will be Star Wars Flu, later to be R2D2.

o Soduko will be outlawed in some southern states.

o Chinese restaurants will be forced to hire Blacks.

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