RIHANNA -- what are you thinking?

 If touching like this works for Lady Gaga, then why not me.

 I think my finger’s stuck.

 You wanna see my camel toe? NO way sister.

 I wish I had my brella-brella-brella, the rain is ruining my hair.

 Great pajamas ya think!

 It’s hat hair.

 I thought they made this thing wireless.

 Where’d my watch go?

 If I don’t get Oprah’s job, I’ll be so sad.

 My new look – sorry.

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