Monday, December 7, 2009

SHOWDOWN with the Britneys



Good BRITNEY says "I love to breast-feed"...
Bad BRITNEY says, “I love to feed my breasts!”

Good BRITNEY says "thanks for a wonderful dinner, dear"...
Bad BRITNEY says, "what's for breakfast, lover?"

Good BRITNEY wears white cotton panties...
Bad BRITNEY doesn't wear any.

Good BRITNEY waxes her floors...
Bad BRITNEY waxes her bikini lines and what connects them.

Good BRITNEY loosens a few buttons when she's hot.
Bad BRITNEY tries to make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good BRITNEY makes chicken for dinner before a date.
Bad BRITNEY makes no reservations after a date.

Good BRITNEY blushes watching sex scenes in movies.
Bad BRITNEY knows she could do better ones live.

Good BRITNEY believes you're not fully dressed without a cool looking hat.
Bad BRITNEY believez that you are fully dressed wearing JUST a cool looking hat.

Good BRITNEY loves Mickey & Minnie Mouse being silly...
Bad BRITNEY loves being Goofy and silly.





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