Call her THE LADY WITH THE BALLS >> PSYCHIC KIKI

The LADY that possesses something all others can only wish for is here again, showing her made of crystal prizes as she always does.

Not shy, she tells what you want to know AND things you don’t. With just a little touch, here’s what she sees looking at them today:

 Tyra Banks will have a male child and name it Sperm.

 Florida will break away from the USA to be its own country and name Disneyworld as its capital city.

 Laverne & Shirley, Thelma and Louise, will both admit to being lesbians.

 Oprah will sing Opera.

 Sesame Street’s Big Bird will donate her body to a starving African family.

 Scientists will develop a pill to stop farts from smelling.

 Sarah Palin will go back to school and get her high school diploma.

 The Pony Express will return for environmental reasons.

 The Pope will be caught text messaging the Bible to the world causing cell phones internationally to explode.

 President Obama will spray-paint “B.O. WAS HERE “ on the Great Wall of China.

 The first brain transplant will happen in Alaska to an unidentified midddle-aged woman – results of whether it was a success or not will not be revealed until the publication of her next book.

 Men will no longer have to cough during physical examinations.

 Toasters will be found to cause extreme global warming causing them to be outlawed and banned.

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