What is this poor girl thinking?

 Hope he hires me over that guy..

 Does this color of pink make me look fat?

 I bet I can hold my breath alot longer than you can.

 Damn it, why do they make shoes with laces.

 I think I passed, I’m sure I heard the doctor whisper ”nice breaths”.

 I bet I would make a great pillow salesperson.

 I thought topless bar meant the place had no roof.

 Stupid man – why would he want to see my headlights when I don’t even have a car.

 I’m with those PETA folks, I won’t buy virgin wool, I can wait till the sheep gets married.

 Anna Nicole Smith taught me “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it”’


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