Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts

Monday, December 21, 2009

BABE ALERT: we believe!








Tuesday, December 15, 2009

What is this poor girl thinking?


 Hope he hires me over that guy..

 Does this color of pink make me look fat?

 I bet I can hold my breath alot longer than you can.

 Damn it, why do they make shoes with laces.

 I think I passed, I’m sure I heard the doctor whisper ”nice breaths”.

 I bet I would make a great pillow salesperson.

 I thought topless bar meant the place had no roof.

 Stupid man – why would he want to see my headlights when I don’t even have a car.

 I’m with those PETA folks, I won’t buy virgin wool, I can wait till the sheep gets married.

 Anna Nicole Smith taught me “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it”’


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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

LOOK AT MY "QUACK"! -- Could be a most popular FASHION STATEMENT




A "QUACK" -- named after what the ladies will be revealing (and others will be seeing) while wearing this fashionable new mini-mini-mini skirt.

Should be popular for her but more likely for him and even other hers and wannabe hoes.






Tuesday, December 8, 2009

BABE ALERT!