THE BULLSEYE (asking Dart the real questions that really matter)

Some short words of help for the desperate this time:

Dear Dart,
Can you give me some advice?
Howie Felthersnatch
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Dear Howie,
NO!
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Hey Dart,

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.
(Hee hee heee)

Cheers,
Jay Leno / Hollywood, Ca.
(not far from Disneyland)
p.s. I have a tv show -- more funny jokes like this -- pleasew watch it, I'm in trouble!!

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Dear Mister Leno,
GET A JOB!
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Dear dear Dart Dart,
Can can you you help help me me? I I have have a a problem problem. Can can you you guess guess what what it it is is?
John John Menz Menz
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Dear dear J.J., You’re obviously stuck in a photocopy machine. Leave me alone and tell somebody who cares – like the Staples help desk or Jay Leno.

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DA DA DA DAT'S ALL FOLKS!
(till next time)

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