The Brits are reading in their morning paper THE SUN that MADONNA has been named as the most written about celebrity of the past decade in Britain. Researchers found Madge, 51, was featured in 45,633 national newspaper articles.
Why? Here’s why THE DARTBOARD thinks this is so.
Can easily beat Britney Spears in a wrestling match.
Favorite food is fish & chips.
Her name rhymes with prima donna.
More likely to pose nude than Susan Boyle.
She has good teeth.
She learned to speak with an English accent.
She lives there now.
She married and divorced an Englishman.
She’s prettier than the Queen.
Takes up less space and ink in publications because no mentioning of her last name is necessary.
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