Favorite foreign restaurant is McDonalds (Scottish)
Going to the dance means watching ballet
Ask you go shopping with them for groceries
Wears their iPod during the entire date.
Brings tarot cards.
Leaves to go to the washroom during a movie and can’t find their way back.
Keeps asking you to borrow your cell phone to win concert tickets.
Ask you if it’s ok to name their favorite pet after you.
Brings a book to read while travelling.
Avoids stepping on sidewalk cracks for fear of breaking mother’s back.
Private parts are named after themselves with “little” (e.g. Little Dick, Little Virginia).
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