Just read that Ms Spears admits that she is finally "HAPPY!"
THE DARTBOARD, your source of responsible investigative reporting found out why:
Bars no longer ask her for I.D..
Found out she’s finally getting that Malibu Barbie for Christmas.
Got her money back for the lip-synch lessons.
Happy pills.
Her hair grew back.
K-fed lost her phone number
Looks ok in a bikini.
Nobody read her mom’s book.
Paris Hilton is no longer her friend.
Passed driver’s test this time and got her license.
Spent more than a year without getting pregnant.
No comments:
Post a Comment