GENTLEMEN: Before you get it on – maybe you should put one on. Then you can be as
gentle as you want with concern about child support to worry about. If you always thought that a condom was an expensive place to live...
BUDDY, you’re WRONG, so WRONG, you're very WRONG!
Wasn’t it Eve who told Adam “No glove no – no love”? (Maybe not?)
Right now there are many of these “stoppers” on your drug store shelf (or your nearest public men’s room) with NO I.D. REQUIRED to buy them. All kinds and all sizes (no, you can’t try them on). Some even flavored.
To assist these makers of these “un-makers”, THE DARTBOARD offers these ad slogans: ***:
• Be into rubber, its what everybody’s wearing.
• Disguise your lump before you hump.
• Put on your dome before you take her home.
• Don’t be silly, protect your Willie.
• You’ll be a loner if you don’t cloak your boner.
• If you think she says f*ck me, cover your monkey.
• Loving you is sweeter if you dress-up you peter.
• More likely to link if you cover your dink.
• Can’t go wrong -- with rubber on your dong.
• If you’re in heat, cover your meat.
• If you don’t want clap, give it a wrap.
• Getting on with a Venus, dress up you penis.
• Remember in December, decorate your member.
• Don’t be a fool, cover your tool.
• Wearing this armor if you don’t want to harm her.
• She will be beneath, if you camouflage your sheath,
*** Ad agencies or other interested parties who need to contact THE DARTBOARD ( about a job, perhaps?), please leave a name and number below.
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