Thursday, December 3, 2009

THE LADY WITH THE BALLS -- psychickiki



Probaby as we speak, she is gazing at them, touching them, and getting excited at the feelings comind over her. To have the two of them is very rare. As far as we know, she's the only lady to admit to be so possessed.

Before she went into her current mental state, she left these predictions to share with us and the rest of the universe:

 MADONNA will adopt a pair of Siamese Twins so she can breast-feed both at the same time.
 PETA will boycott Christmas claiming the red-nosed reindeer are an endangered species.
 THE MAN FROM GLAD will come out (of the broom closet).
 NASA will announce construction of a bridge to the moon in order to save money on rockets and rocket fuel.
 MICROSOFT will announce a new add-on for Windows – Curtains.
 Due to financial difficulties STARBUCKS with change its name to STARQUARTERS.
 HOCKEY and FOOTBALL PLAYERS will go on strike demanding they be paid time and a half for working overtime, and double time for working Sundays and holidays.
 Scientist will discover finding no life on Mars but lots of life in New Orleans during MARDI GRAS.






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