Psychic kiki tells ALL!

Other psychics are always trying to bust her balls. Why? Because Psychickiki (as her name suggests) has something extra they don’t have. An extra ball. Having these two (crystal) balls, let her see what those others can’t and she’s not afraid to expose these here:

o A nightclub will open up that’s so exclusive it will have no members.

o A terrorist lumberjack will try to chop down the Washington Monument.

o An upcoming major outbreak of the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu will rock Memphis.

o Andy Dick will change his name to Andy Penis.

o Archeologists will discover the Statue of Liberty is in fact a crossdresser.

o Castro Oil will be found in Cuba.

o Chia salads will be the next health food trend.

o Cookie monster will bake in the California sun.

o Driving while chewing gum will be outlawed.

o Elton John will sell portable toilets named after him.

o Hugh Hefner will admit he’s gay and he loves dressing as a bunny.

o Jay Leno will be caught lip-syncing his monologue.

o Mister Bubble will be found drowned in a bathtub. CSI will investigate.

o Pamela Anderson will tell all who listen she enjoys the breast stroke.

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PSYCKIKI -- her balls tell all

If you missed PSYCHKIKI, so have we. When we found and caught up with her, she was alone in her house, sitting in the dark, playing with her balls. Knowing this fact would make many other psychics would laugh, And in turn, this fact would make Kiki laugh. But between her ha-has, and holding her balls real tight, she offered these amazing predictions:

 To honor his environmental concerns, George Clooney with have a trash can named after him – it will be called a CLOONEY BIN.

 A dentist will be charged with malpractice. He will be found to be that one dentist who out of ten who does not recommend Crest.

 The tooth fairy will come out of the closet admit he’s gay.

 Jack and Jill will try to climb Mount Everest.

 Heidi and Spenser will be kidnapped and no one will pay the ransom.

 The price of Swiss cheese will come down because of consumer complaints that the holes are too big.

 “Dark Chocolate” will be termed as a politically incorrect term.

 James Bond will be replaced by Secret Agent 008.

 Cutbacks will cause the TV show “60 Minutes” reduced to “30 Minutes”

 Due to the rash of art gallery thefts, classic expensive painting will be replaced with photocopies of them. Statues replaced with play-doh replicas.

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PSYCHICKIKI >> the only PSYCHIC with two (count 'em) balls!!

She’s been staring at them for the past few hours. What is about the future that her balls tell her that she wants to share with us now, only Kiki knows and Kiki will tell us now:

o Wonder Woman will return. This time much more sexier – not weaing her Wonderbra.

o Boy George will finally go through puberty causing his voice to change and name to Man George.

o Starbucks will open a location on the moon.

o Because of global warming Eskimos will be buying swimming pools.

o Pamela Anderson will soon be busted (sorry ignore this, she is already).

o 7 Up will finally reveal what 6 Up and what the problrm with the other Ups were.

o Lady Gaga will marry herself.

o Smoking grass skirts will become legal in Hawaii.

o Bingo will be outlawed in Las Vegas.

o The Eiffel Tower will be tilted so that Parisians (without cable) can get more TV stations.

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Call her THE LADY WITH THE BALLS >> PSYCHIC KIKI

The LADY that possesses something all others can only wish for is here again, showing her made of crystal prizes as she always does.

Not shy, she tells what you want to know AND things you don’t. With just a little touch, here’s what she sees looking at them today:

 Tyra Banks will have a male child and name it Sperm.

 Florida will break away from the USA to be its own country and name Disneyworld as its capital city.

 Laverne & Shirley, Thelma and Louise, will both admit to being lesbians.

 Oprah will sing Opera.

 Sesame Street’s Big Bird will donate her body to a starving African family.

 Scientists will develop a pill to stop farts from smelling.

 Sarah Palin will go back to school and get her high school diploma.

 The Pony Express will return for environmental reasons.

 The Pope will be caught text messaging the Bible to the world causing cell phones internationally to explode.

 President Obama will spray-paint “B.O. WAS HERE “ on the Great Wall of China.

 The first brain transplant will happen in Alaska to an unidentified midddle-aged woman – results of whether it was a success or not will not be revealed until the publication of her next book.

 Men will no longer have to cough during physical examinations.

 Toasters will be found to cause extreme global warming causing them to be outlawed and banned.

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psychikiki -- A SEER WITH REAL BALLS

Nobody spends their time staring at their balls as she does.

How they work has been a mystery for scientists for decades (at least one). Debunkers, nay-sayers, skeptics, cynics, headshakers, disbelievers, all are amazed with her big balls and what she sees when looking at them.

 A bowling alley in New Jersey will sue the NFL for copyright infringement for using the name Super Bowl.

 After being stuck in pre-puberty forever, Mickey Mouse voice will finally change.

 Katy Perry next hit single will be” I kissed a dog and I liked it”.

 Paris Hilton will move to France and open a high-priced hotel a few blocks away from the Eiffel Tower.

 The North Pole will close on weekends due to global warming.

 The Russian government will encourage its population to shorten their names so that the rest of the world can pronounce them.

 Zoologists will find Bambi and Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer to be related.

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THE LADY WITH THE BALLS -- psychickiki

Probaby as we speak, she is gazing at them, touching them, and getting excited at the feelings comind over her. To have the two of them is very rare. As far as we know, she's the only lady to admit to be so possessed.

Before she went into her current mental state, she left these predictions to share with us and the rest of the universe:

 MADONNA will adopt a pair of Siamese Twins so she can breast-feed both at the same time.
 PETA will boycott Christmas claiming the red-nosed reindeer are an endangered species.
 THE MAN FROM GLAD will come out (of the broom closet).
 NASA will announce construction of a bridge to the moon in order to save money on rockets and rocket fuel.
 MICROSOFT will announce a new add-on for Windows – Curtains.
 Due to financial difficulties STARBUCKS with change its name to STARQUARTERS.
 HOCKEY and FOOTBALL PLAYERS will go on strike demanding they be paid time and a half for working overtime, and double time for working Sundays and holidays.
 Scientist will discover finding no life on Mars but lots of life in New Orleans during MARDI GRAS.

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PSychicKIKI feels all, sees all, tells all

BALLS, balls, balls, she has two. (No other psychic can say that!) By looking at her crystal orbs and laying her hands on them, some thing comes over her. She is able to see things, like the future.

Here’s some of her predictions:

To help the environment the Bee Gees will change their name to the BGs.

King Tut will be discovered after coming out if the tomb to be a crossdresser – so be re-named Queen Tut.



The Olsen twins will reveal they are triplets. The third sister in hiding because of her weight problems.

Stevie Wonder will get his Driver’s License.

Judge Judy will admit to being naked under her robes.

A bunny will be arrested for peeing in the pool at the Playboy Mansion.

Sarah Palin will switch from glasses to contacts.

“Take Your Child To Work Day” will be made a national holiday.

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Her name says it all – psyCHICKiki.

Do we need to say more?

She’s a predictor of all – people, place and things (even tomorrow’s weather).

Unlike others, she has two balls (big ones). Her best friends testify that what this “chick” is in fact certifiably “mental”. She shyly brags she has ESPN.

Her predictions are so accurate that not even an old hag at sideshow carnival booth (that yoo've paid ten bucks) would have a hard time matching. Only Al Roeker can claim to do better.

Don’t sit back (or stand up) and don’t say we didn’t advise (alert, caution, warn) you – here is what PSYCHICKIKI says (tells us) about the future!

Tomorrow’s headlines today!

• Lance Armstrong will get a bike for Christmas.

• Someone will tell Victoria’s secret.

• Donald Trump will give donate extra hair to Doctor Phil.

• Jack and Jill will be banned from ski resorts.

• Paris Hilton will have a hotel named after her. The SILLY BITCH INN will have not require reservations.

• Katie Perry will write a kiss and tell book.

• A woman will walk on the moon and leave high heel impressions that will last for millions of years.

• Britney Spears will market her own line of invisible underwear.

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