If you missed PSYCHKIKI, so have we. When we found and caught up with her, she was alone in her house, sitting in the dark, playing with her balls. Knowing this fact would make many other psychics would laugh, And in turn, this fact would make Kiki laugh. But between her ha-has, and holding her balls real tight, she offered these amazing predictions:
To honor his environmental concerns, George Clooney with have a trash can named after him – it will be called a CLOONEY BIN.
A dentist will be charged with malpractice. He will be found to be that one dentist who out of ten who does not recommend Crest.
The tooth fairy will come out of the closet admit he’s gay.
Jack and Jill will try to climb Mount Everest.
Heidi and Spenser will be kidnapped and no one will pay the ransom.
The price of Swiss cheese will come down because of consumer complaints that the holes are too big.
“Dark Chocolate” will be termed as a politically incorrect term.
James Bond will be replaced by Secret Agent 008.
Cutbacks will cause the TV show “60 Minutes” reduced to “30 Minutes”
Due to the rash of art gallery thefts, classic expensive painting will be replaced with photocopies of them. Statues replaced with play-doh replicas.
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