NOT A MICHAEL JACKSON STAGE MOVE, “Crotch walking" explains SHOPLIFTING STATISTICS AND TACTICS (a crime prevention website) as a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women.
They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store, place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day.
Women with stronger thighs have been known to shoplift larger ticket items like electronics.”
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There is an obvious Oprah Winfrey joke here -- but being afraid of the star of the cover of O MAGAZINE and her lawyers -- THE DARTBOARD will let your own imagination tell it.
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