She’s been staring at them for the past few hours. What is about the future that her balls tell her that she wants to share with us now, only Kiki knows and Kiki will tell us now:
o Wonder Woman will return. This time much more sexier – not weaing her Wonderbra.
o Boy George will finally go through puberty causing his voice to change and name to Man George.
o Starbucks will open a location on the moon.
o Because of global warming Eskimos will be buying swimming pools.
o Pamela Anderson will soon be busted (sorry ignore this, she is already).
o 7 Up will finally reveal what 6 Up and what the problrm with the other Ups were.
o Lady Gaga will marry herself.
o Smoking grass skirts will become legal in Hawaii.
o Bingo will be outlawed in Las Vegas.
o The Eiffel Tower will be tilted so that Parisians (without cable) can get more TV stations.
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