No cable TV. Just antennas.
Tanning salons make you dark green or blue.
Away games for their sport teams are more than a million miles away.
Men have no desire to watch porn.
No soft two-ply toilet paper.
The planet had no (not one) ((nada)) Starbucks
Children’s names are all numbers. Pre-schoolers are fractions.
Reality TV and MTV are the only thing on television.
The planet has no Elvis or Michael Jackson impersonators.
They can figure out the Da Vinci Code in less than a minute.
They laugh till they pee watching Will Farrell movies.
It costs over $10,000 in change to phone home. Taking collect calls is not allowed and illegal.
Everybody speaks Spanish.
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