If we believe everything we see in the movies (especially documentary ones), Madonna has a secret son who’s older than her last boyfriend. Madge supposedly gave birth in to the tot in 1973 -- at the age of 15.
The trailer for the movie appropriately called MATERIAL BOY calls the revelation
“the best ever kept secret in the history of pop music”.
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What’s next?
“Michael Jackson was gay”.
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DART did some research and found out some clues to why this MADONNA rumor may in fact be true and some facts about her abandoned boy-child.
Madonna did have an early hit single with “Like A Virgin”.
The son has the initials J.C. and his father’s name was Joe.
He has 12 friends that follow him around and with whom he dines with regularly on fridays.
J.C.'s favorite piece of clothing is his toga.
His favorite shoes are sandals.
He is very polite always saying “Bless you”.
The Beatles (who we trust not to lie) wrote “Lady Madonna, children at your feet” before she had any legitimate ones.
There is no birth date on his driver’s license and he gets double gifts for Christmas.
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