Wednesday, January 13, 2010

"VIVA" and "Hello Dolly!"





LAS VEGAS - A New Jersey company says it has developed "the world's first sex robot," a life-size rubber doll that's designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement.

At a demonstration at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on Saturday, the dark-haired, negligee-clad robot said "I love holding hands with you" when it sensed that its creator touched its hand.

Owners can choose Roxxxy’s race, hair color, and breast size all to their individual liking.

Owners will also be able to select different personalities for Roxxxy, from "Wild Wendy" to "Frigid Farrah," the makers say.

They're charging somewhere from $7,000 to $9,000 for the robot, including the laptop, and they expect to start shipping in a few months.

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DART ponders:

• Will Farrah be free of computer viruses?

• Can the doll be bought on a layaway plan?

• Will this doll be anatomically correct or just have nuts?

• For $9,000 who would bother with and buy “Frigid Farrah”?

• Will the doll respond to commands like “Shut-up!” and “Get me a beer!”

• If so cheap, why didn’t Tiger Woods have ten?

• Will used dolls show up on “Craig’s List”?

• What happens when rubber meets rubber?

• Is she cheaper than a promising cheap dinner and a movie date every Saturday night for the next year?

• Will the male version vary in cost in “parts” depending on the nationality?

• Who are creepy guys touching her?

• AND... Is it extra FOR THREESOME?

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