o Smoked pot
o Washed a pot
o Went to a church to get sex
o Went to a church because of sex
o Woke up with someone you didn’t know
o Woke up with ten people you didn’t know
o Paid for sex with money
o Paid for sex with bus fare
o Had sex with a doctor
o Saw a doctor about sex
o Paid a stripper to lap dance
o Got paid as a stripper to lap dance
o Got spanked before good sex
o Got spanked after bad sex
o Used a toy before sex
o Got used as a toy during sex
o Had sex with someone of the same sex
o Had sex with someone whose sex you didn’t know
o Had sex in your parent’s bed
o Had sex in your baby’s crib
o Had sex while drunk
o Got drunk after sex
There are no right or wrongs answers to this examination. You have only yourself, your conscience, and guilt that you have to live with -- your answers will tell how bad you really are.
BUT, if checked off more than 11 (eleven), don’t you ever, EVER, ever come (or consider to come) to my house for dinner, breakfast, lunch or EVEN A SNACK -- you are an absolutely worthless piece of scum.
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