MARIAH: Thank you, can I sit down?
DARTBOARD: Sure. Just wondering, do you read what the newspapers, gossip magazines, and entertainment shows, say about you?
MARIAH: I try to keep abreast of that.
DARTBOARD: What about what happened recently at that awards show where you appeared to be drunk?
MARIAH: Oh that – yes that, I feel like such a boob about that.
DARTBOARD: People said some pretty mean things about you.
MARIAH: I know I have my knockers.
DARTBOARD: I hear your making a new movie with some special effects in it. Can you tell us anything about it?
MARIAH: Sorry, all I can tell you it it will be more than exciting than 3D or triple D as I size it up.
DARTBOARD: I can see that.
MARIAH: I noticed you drove here in your new car.
DARTBOARD: Yes. I got cause it’s very safe, it has huge airbags.
DARTBOARD: Good looking car.
MARIAH: Yeah, Notice the big set of headlights.
DARTBOARD: I did. Where were you coming from?
MARIAH: Oh I was having some a fruit at a restaurant.
DARTBOARD: You like fruit?
MARIAH: I love my melons and my coconuts really stand out.
DARTBOARD: OK.
MARIAH: And they have fresh ones at Hooters. And they have the most delicious cold iced tea.
DARTBOARD: Is that your favorite drink?
MARIAH: Oh yes, I have big jugs at home.
DARTBOARD: I heard you’re on your way to the airport. Going to France?
MARIAH: Oooooo yes, I love to tan at Cannes.
DARTBOARD: Have Fun.
MARIAH: Ciao. And big ta-tas to all my fans.
DARTBOARD: Thanks for nipping in.
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