(NEWSER) – Paris Hilton is sleeping with a pig again—no, not boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, an actual pig. The heiress with discerning taste is obsessed with Princess Piglette, the newest of her litter of pets. “Doug and I will be lying in bed, watching DVDs, and she’ll just lie there between us,” she says of the micro-pig in a Hello! article obtained by the Daily Mail.
WHAT IS THE PIG THINKING?
>> She always HOGS the blanket.
>> I'm SOW sorry to all my Jewish friends.
>> Can we go SHOPPING without the paparazzi following us?
>> She’s just using me for the BACON.
>> Somebody tell her, I’m not into BESTIALITY.
>> Read my lips “OINK means OINK!”
>> Hope I'm not the one the Friars are roasting.
>> I’m not going back to the PIG PEN.
>> Cover me I’m NAKED!
>> Pig and a COW -- is there a problem?
>> Wanna buy our VIDEO "One Night in the Mud"?
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