He/she uses your cat as a mop.
He/she ask you to tie his/her shoes for them.
He/she is always reminding you that his/her birthday is coming.
He/she keeps inviting his/her parents over for weekend sleepovers.
He/she uses the microwave to dry their underwear and sox.
He/she starts every conversation with “it’s your turn to”.
He/she brings PETA members over to see your new leather couch.
He/she reads to you out loud to you in Chinese.
He/she counts bread slices before breakfast.
He/she pays his/her half of the rent in pennies.
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