PSYCHICKIKI >> the only PSYCHIC with two (count 'em) balls!!

She’s been staring at them for the past few hours. What is about the future that her balls tell her that she wants to share with us now, only Kiki knows and Kiki will tell us now:

o Wonder Woman will return. This time much more sexier – not weaing her Wonderbra.

o Boy George will finally go through puberty causing his voice to change and name to Man George.

o Starbucks will open a location on the moon.

o Because of global warming Eskimos will be buying swimming pools.

o Pamela Anderson will soon be busted (sorry ignore this, she is already).

o 7 Up will finally reveal what 6 Up and what the problrm with the other Ups were.

o Lady Gaga will marry herself.

o Smoking grass skirts will become legal in Hawaii.

o Bingo will be outlawed in Las Vegas.

o The Eiffel Tower will be tilted so that Parisians (without cable) can get more TV stations.

* * *

Your Ad Here

Call her THE LADY WITH THE BALLS >> PSYCHIC KIKI

The LADY that possesses something all others can only wish for is here again, showing her made of crystal prizes as she always does.

Not shy, she tells what you want to know AND things you don’t. With just a little touch, here’s what she sees looking at them today:

 Tyra Banks will have a male child and name it Sperm.

 Florida will break away from the USA to be its own country and name Disneyworld as its capital city.

 Laverne & Shirley, Thelma and Louise, will both admit to being lesbians.

 Oprah will sing Opera.

 Sesame Street’s Big Bird will donate her body to a starving African family.

 Scientists will develop a pill to stop farts from smelling.

 Sarah Palin will go back to school and get her high school diploma.

 The Pony Express will return for environmental reasons.

 The Pope will be caught text messaging the Bible to the world causing cell phones internationally to explode.

 President Obama will spray-paint “B.O. WAS HERE “ on the Great Wall of China.

 The first brain transplant will happen in Alaska to an unidentified midddle-aged woman – results of whether it was a success or not will not be revealed until the publication of her next book.

 Men will no longer have to cough during physical examinations.

 Toasters will be found to cause extreme global warming causing them to be outlawed and banned.

* * *

Your Ad Here

psychikiki -- A SEER WITH REAL BALLS

Nobody spends their time staring at their balls as she does.

How they work has been a mystery for scientists for decades (at least one). Debunkers, nay-sayers, skeptics, cynics, headshakers, disbelievers, all are amazed with her big balls and what she sees when looking at them.

 A bowling alley in New Jersey will sue the NFL for copyright infringement for using the name Super Bowl.

 After being stuck in pre-puberty forever, Mickey Mouse voice will finally change.

 Katy Perry next hit single will be” I kissed a dog and I liked it”.

 Paris Hilton will move to France and open a high-priced hotel a few blocks away from the Eiffel Tower.

 The North Pole will close on weekends due to global warming.

 The Russian government will encourage its population to shorten their names so that the rest of the world can pronounce them.

 Zoologists will find Bambi and Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer to be related.

Your Ad Here

THE LADY WITH THE BALLS -- psychickiki

Probaby as we speak, she is gazing at them, touching them, and getting excited at the feelings comind over her. To have the two of them is very rare. As far as we know, she's the only lady to admit to be so possessed.

Before she went into her current mental state, she left these predictions to share with us and the rest of the universe:

 MADONNA will adopt a pair of Siamese Twins so she can breast-feed both at the same time.
 PETA will boycott Christmas claiming the red-nosed reindeer are an endangered species.
 THE MAN FROM GLAD will come out (of the broom closet).
 NASA will announce construction of a bridge to the moon in order to save money on rockets and rocket fuel.
 MICROSOFT will announce a new add-on for Windows – Curtains.
 Due to financial difficulties STARBUCKS with change its name to STARQUARTERS.
 HOCKEY and FOOTBALL PLAYERS will go on strike demanding they be paid time and a half for working overtime, and double time for working Sundays and holidays.
 Scientist will discover finding no life on Mars but lots of life in New Orleans during MARDI GRAS.

Your Ad Here