PSYCKIKI -- her balls tell all

If you missed PSYCHKIKI, so have we. When we found and caught up with her, she was alone in her house, sitting in the dark, playing with her balls. Knowing this fact would make many other psychics would laugh, And in turn, this fact would make Kiki laugh. But between her ha-has, and holding her balls real tight, she offered these amazing predictions:

 To honor his environmental concerns, George Clooney with have a trash can named after him – it will be called a CLOONEY BIN.

 A dentist will be charged with malpractice. He will be found to be that one dentist who out of ten who does not recommend Crest.

 The tooth fairy will come out of the closet admit he’s gay.

 Jack and Jill will try to climb Mount Everest.

 Heidi and Spenser will be kidnapped and no one will pay the ransom.

 The price of Swiss cheese will come down because of consumer complaints that the holes are too big.

 “Dark Chocolate” will be termed as a politically incorrect term.

 James Bond will be replaced by Secret Agent 008.

 Cutbacks will cause the TV show “60 Minutes” reduced to “30 Minutes”

 Due to the rash of art gallery thefts, classic expensive painting will be replaced with photocopies of them. Statues replaced with play-doh replicas.

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THE LADY WITH THE BALLS -- psychickiki

Probaby as we speak, she is gazing at them, touching them, and getting excited at the feelings comind over her. To have the two of them is very rare. As far as we know, she's the only lady to admit to be so possessed.

Before she went into her current mental state, she left these predictions to share with us and the rest of the universe:

 MADONNA will adopt a pair of Siamese Twins so she can breast-feed both at the same time.
 PETA will boycott Christmas claiming the red-nosed reindeer are an endangered species.
 THE MAN FROM GLAD will come out (of the broom closet).
 NASA will announce construction of a bridge to the moon in order to save money on rockets and rocket fuel.
 MICROSOFT will announce a new add-on for Windows – Curtains.
 Due to financial difficulties STARBUCKS with change its name to STARQUARTERS.
 HOCKEY and FOOTBALL PLAYERS will go on strike demanding they be paid time and a half for working overtime, and double time for working Sundays and holidays.
 Scientist will discover finding no life on Mars but lots of life in New Orleans during MARDI GRAS.

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