Do we need to say more?
She’s a predictor of all – people, place and things (even tomorrow’s weather).
Unlike others, she has two balls (big ones). Her best friends testify that what this “chick” is in fact certifiably “mental”. She shyly brags she has ESPN.
Her predictions are so accurate that not even an old hag at sideshow carnival booth (that yoo've paid ten bucks) would have a hard time matching. Only Al Roeker can claim to do better.
Don’t sit back (or stand up) and don’t say we didn’t advise (alert, caution, warn) you – here is what PSYCHICKIKI says (tells us) about the future!
Tomorrow’s headlines today!
• Lance Armstrong will get a bike for Christmas.
• Someone will tell Victoria’s secret.
• Donald Trump will give donate extra hair to Doctor Phil.
• Jack and Jill will be banned from ski resorts.
• Paris Hilton will have a hotel named after her. The SILLY BITCH INN will have not require reservations.
• Katie Perry will write a kiss and tell book.
• A woman will walk on the moon and leave high heel impressions that will last for millions of years.
• Britney Spears will market her own line of invisible underwear.
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