NO SIMON COWELL AND 8 OTHER GOOD REASONS TO GO TO CANADA

 You can tell the month by the weather outside.

 Paper money comes in colors.

 No deserts.

 Canadian tv stations show mostly American shows.

 Everybody knows what a Zamboni is and does.

 No troops in Iraq.

 Snow on Valentines Day.

 Easier to memorize the names of 10 province instead of 50 states.

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