Monday, November 30, 2009
GOOD Reasons To DIVORCE
o Can leave lights on.
o Play music as loud as you want.
o Enjoy a tub of Häagen-Dazs with no guilt or need to share.
o Enjoy your own farts.
o Flirting with neighbors is now alright.
o No more waiting for the bathroom.
o Not longer necessary to remember important dates.
o One less Christmas present to buy.
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