dear Dart,
URGENT: I need your help. My marriage is in deep trouble. How deep? Deeper than than Marianas Trench. Here's the 20/20. I recently bought a life insurance policy on myself for a million dollars, my wife I listed as the beneficiary.
Since then she's become very mean to me. NO sex, NO drugs, not even any rock 'n' roll. I think she may even be trying to kill me by poisoning me. Today she laughed and made me a drink she said I'll never forget. What shall i do?
Barry Mee
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B.M., you sound like a chronic complainer. The only way to put your suspicions to rest is by drinking it.
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