Wednesday, November 18, 2009

THE BULLS EYE (asking Dart the real questions that REALLY matter)

Hey Dart,

How is that every time I read your page I see spots in front of my eyes. I had a dog (a dalmatian named Barf) and the same thing happened, so I traded him for food and cigarettes. Not being a smoker, I am very confused as what to do next.

Anna Rexic

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Anna, Anna, Anna, first things first, learn to start smoking immediately and heavily. This is easy and will benefit you greatly by decreasing your remaining years on this planet most people call Earth. And then PRESTO -- no more seeing spots.



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