LADIES!!! HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

(a quick test – just for you)



Ladies, be honest and answer all questions without any outside help. If you’re logic is to think “what would Oprah do?” – that’s cheating!



If I tell my friends that “I got 12 inches last night”,
I mean

1 - It was a heavy snow storm.
2 - I bought a new ruler.


If I wake up in a big wet spot, it means

1 - It’s time to get a new waterbed.
2 - The tent leaks.


My favourite place to pick up men is

1 - Off the floor.
2 - When it’s a book and the word is in the title


My sexiest piece of clothing

1 - Has a label from Wal-Mart.
2 - Is a hand-me-down from my mom.


After I reach an orgasm, I

1 - Turn off the DVD.
2 - Stop the stopwatch.


When a man sees me fully naked for the fist time, he says

1 - “What now?”
2 - “Are you naked yet?”


Glow in the dark condoms are great for

1 - Drug stores to make lots of money.
2 - Making balloons animals in the dark.


My favourite sex toy

1 - Was recently buried in the backyard by my Chihuahua “Pepi”.
2 - Came from Toys R Us.


When referring to my g-spot, I mean

1 - The line of numbers on my bingo card before “O”.
2 - My parking place on the Ground floor.

EVALUATION:



For every “1” answer give yourself 10 points.

The “2” answer will give you 20 points.

Add them all up and you will realize that this quiz has no point

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