The Top Pop Songs of the Decade (with more than a few mean darts from me)

With the Time Square Ball soon to drop, it will not only be the end of the year, but also the end of the decade. With lists abounding everywhere here are some darts from us on the top ten picks from Popeater’s list.


10. 'Crazy,' Gnarls Barkley (2006)

Oh yeah, with a name like Gnarls (said with silent 'G' I think), who would of thought your song would be called CRAZY. What’s the next one? 'Nuts?', 'Mental?', 'Committed?'. Good Gluck!


9. 'Cry Me a River,' Justin Timberlake (2002)

Please, please, please do it! I’m tired of your SNL appearances singing dirty songs that don’t sound dirty but are, thus you get away with it. speaking of rip-offs, do you think we forgot what you did to Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl!


8. 'Hollaback Girl,' Gwen Stefani (2005)

For someone who’s name that sounds like an item on the Italian restaurant menu item, do we honestly need some girl singing/screaming how to spell banana - 'B A N A N A'. QUICK, someone call Sesame Street and holla "Hire this girl!”.


7. 'Take Me Out,' Franz Ferdinand (2004)

Franz -- Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson – Franz Ferdinand., Now F.F., tell M.T. what the name of your song is? Sounds like a hit to me!


6. 'Umbrella,' Rihanna (2007)

It’s raining, It’s pouring. Am I the only one that’s snoring?


5. 'Can't Get You Out of My Head,' Kylie Minogue (2001)

Have you seen A shrink? Talking about could help. If not put an ad on Craig’s List and find someone else.


4. 'Yeah!,' Usher (2004)

I could say "I WAS AN USHER AT USHER’S WEDDING" but that would be cheap comedy – cheap - like the name of this song. Can hardly wait for 'NO!', 'MAYBE?', and 'NOT SURE!'.


3. 'Since You've Been Gone,' Kelly Clarkson (2005)

“I’ve been very happy – thank you very much – and you? Are you still eating too much and denying it?”


2. 'Toxic,' Britney Spears (2004)

'Toxic' or 'talk sick' or more like 'sick talk'? All have secret meaning to the pop-tart whose initials have no secret meaning -- B. S. .


1. 'Hey Ya!,' OutKast (2003)

Isn’t that what you say when someone reminds you of something then you magically remember that you knew it. In this case, isn’t your name spelled with a “c” not a “K”? Oh Yeah!

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