ya ya ya TIGER sings BEATLES

 “I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend,
If it makes you feel alright,
I'll get you anything my friend,
If it makes you feel alright,
'Cause I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me love.”


 “I told that girl that my prospects were good,
She said, baby it's understood,
Working for peanuts is all very fine,
But I can show you a better time.
Baby, you can drive my car, yes I'm gonna be a star”


 “The long and winding road that leads to your door,
Will never disappear, I've seen that road before”


 “You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside the zoo
What a thing to do
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man too”


 “The world is treating me bad, misery.
I'm the kind of guy who never used to cry.
The world is treating me bad, misery.
I've lost her now for sure,
I won't see her no more,
It's gonna be a drag misery”


 “Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late”

 “Come on take it easy.
Take it easy take it easy.
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey”


 “Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us.
Why don't we do it in the road?”

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The Top Pop Songs of the Decade (with more than a few mean darts from me)

With the Time Square Ball soon to drop, it will not only be the end of the year, but also the end of the decade. With lists abounding everywhere here are some darts from us on the top ten picks from Popeater’s list.


10. 'Crazy,' Gnarls Barkley (2006)

Oh yeah, with a name like Gnarls (said with silent 'G' I think), who would of thought your song would be called CRAZY. What’s the next one? 'Nuts?', 'Mental?', 'Committed?'. Good Gluck!


9. 'Cry Me a River,' Justin Timberlake (2002)

Please, please, please do it! I’m tired of your SNL appearances singing dirty songs that don’t sound dirty but are, thus you get away with it. speaking of rip-offs, do you think we forgot what you did to Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl!


8. 'Hollaback Girl,' Gwen Stefani (2005)

For someone who’s name that sounds like an item on the Italian restaurant menu item, do we honestly need some girl singing/screaming how to spell banana - 'B A N A N A'. QUICK, someone call Sesame Street and holla "Hire this girl!”.


7. 'Take Me Out,' Franz Ferdinand (2004)

Franz -- Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson – Franz Ferdinand., Now F.F., tell M.T. what the name of your song is? Sounds like a hit to me!


6. 'Umbrella,' Rihanna (2007)

It’s raining, It’s pouring. Am I the only one that’s snoring?


5. 'Can't Get You Out of My Head,' Kylie Minogue (2001)

Have you seen A shrink? Talking about could help. If not put an ad on Craig’s List and find someone else.


4. 'Yeah!,' Usher (2004)

I could say "I WAS AN USHER AT USHER’S WEDDING" but that would be cheap comedy – cheap - like the name of this song. Can hardly wait for 'NO!', 'MAYBE?', and 'NOT SURE!'.


3. 'Since You've Been Gone,' Kelly Clarkson (2005)

“I’ve been very happy – thank you very much – and you? Are you still eating too much and denying it?”


2. 'Toxic,' Britney Spears (2004)

'Toxic' or 'talk sick' or more like 'sick talk'? All have secret meaning to the pop-tart whose initials have no secret meaning -- B. S. .


1. 'Hey Ya!,' OutKast (2003)

Isn’t that what you say when someone reminds you of something then you magically remember that you knew it. In this case, isn’t your name spelled with a “c” not a “K”? Oh Yeah!

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SHOW HER THE $$$$ - glasses cost money

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA:

BRITNEY SPEARS put the sex into specs as she performed in geek chic glasses and a bowler hat in Brisbane.
And she added pants so big they would make Bridget Jones blush, teamed with sexy fishnet tights and a black bra.

Despite earlier controversy over her miming on stage, the singer's Circus tour has proved a huge hit Down Under and has smashed COLDPLAY's record for ticket sales at Sydney's Acer Arena.

Her four gigs sold an amazing 66,247 tickets - 7,000 more than CHRIS MARTIN'S band.

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