Monday, November 16, 2009

THE BULLS EYE (asking Dart the real questions that REALLY matter)

Dear Dart,

I'll get right to the point (lol) >>MY husband is a dreadful hypochondriac. The slightest sniffle is swine flu, a cough is a terminal lung disease and a hangover is never a hangover, always "something I ate".

How can I get him to pull himself together? One day he might really be ill, and I'm worried I'll just ignore him as usual.

IMA CHIT

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Ima, Ima, Ima, perhaps your problem is really in the bedroom? Oral sex does not mean just talking about it! There are better ways to get your mouth dirty.

If this doesn't fix the problem, shop for a new partner on Craig's List.

DART
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