Male or Female? Many non-living objects are actually either male or female. To clear up any confusion, here’s some examples fromaround the house or office::
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off -- it may take a while to warm them up again. Push the right buttons and it’s a effective reproductive device. Push the wrong ones and you get trouble.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are not very useful when inflated.
SPONGES: Female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain ware.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: A male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.
WEB PAGES: Female -- constantly being looked at and good ones are always getting hit on.
TRAINS: Male -- always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Female -- eventually all the weight can shift to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, but they are still handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female -- gives a man hours of pleasure if he knows how to work it.
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