Heavenly Toast

JUST IN TIME for the holidays -- your chance

to wake up with the original Madonna. You will gladly jump out of bed early to her on your holy-days and every day after that. Your prayers will be finally be answered and it will only cost you around five bucks* -- that's less what you drop in two weeks in your church collection plate.

A great investment.

Just think of the $$$ you can charge lost souls and pilgrims to see and touch your breakfast creations. God may work in wondrous ways but now it's your turn to break bread and work it.

AMEN!

* bread and toaster not included

WARNING: burnt toast can mean you're toast!!

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