With Christmas just around the corner, especially my corner, you won’t find these in any catalogue – unless it’s published buy Hustler.
White Snow Candy.
Illegal in most states and provinces.
Made in Columbia. (straw not included)
Three Wiseman And a Virgin (xxxvideo).
Mary and the guys under the stars.
They come from the east.
S & M Holiday Punch.
You can beat it!
Red Condoms.
Yule not be sorry.
Naughty Santa.
This jolly fellow touches his North Pole
after some fun with some ho, ho, ho’s.
Mistletoe Underwear.
Make that holiday kiss something special.
Lance the Smiling Gay Snowman.
Why? He just saw the snowblower
coming down his street.
Fireplace Stockings.
Available in crotchless or fishnet.
EverReady Vibrator.
It keeps going and going and going and…
Egg Snog.
(Only available in England)
Dick the Oversexed Snowman.
Why? Look at his snowballs.
Christmas Bush.
See under Christmas undies.
Candy Cane Undies.
So wearable and so edible.
SEASONS GREETINGS
And remember to
COME ALL YE FAITHFUL
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