ARE YOU HORNIER THAN A 5TH GRADER?

a three minute true or false test that if u pass you fail





TRUE or FALSE

• Are you the last one leaving a public change room?
• Do you buy underwear because the box has a picture?
• Do you giggle when someone says “crack” or “but”?
• Do your favorite super heroes wear tight outfits?
• Do you know your mother’s bra size?
• Do you know the color and size of your neighbor’s bathing suit?
• Do you know what day the next issue of Playboy/Playgirl comes out?
• Do you know what this month’s Cosmopolitan cover story is?
• Do you sit closer to the tv screen during re-runs of Baywatch or Charlie’s Angels?
• Do you undress dolls to see if they are anatomically correct?
• Do you watch Olympic gymnastics or figure skating events in slow motion replays over and over again?

RESULTS:

If you answered more TRUE than FALSE, don't move, put your hands up, the police have been called. They know who and where you are and are on their way. (SIRENS WAILING)

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