• A GEEK LOVER could fix your computer. Do you really need any more good excuses?
+ A GEEK LOVER would have friends who can fix your computer (if your GEEK couldn't).
+ You don’t own a computer? A GEEK LOVER could also hook up the Cable TV, satellite dish, program your VCR, connect the DVD player.
+ An EXTRA! A GEEK LOVER would have friends who could could also hook up the the Cable TV, satellite dish, program your VCR, connect the DVD player.(if your geek is busy).
+ Not only that, A GEEK LOVER can also fix your other electronic gizmos, And A GEEK LOVER can do the same for your friends’ stuff.
+ You will learn the joys of cooking with feta cheese. Drinking Ouzo! OOPA! As well as getting stuffed with the variety of all the different meats that can be cooked on a stick. WAIT! STOP! (Sorry, this reason was meant for hooking up with a GREEK, not GEEK. (NEVERMIND!)
+ You’ll never miss a Star Trek TV show, Star Trek movie or Star Trek Convention – at least more than once.
+ Not into computers, TVs and DVDs? What about the other hi-tech gadgets you don’t own and want? Cellphones, computers, digital cameras, camcorders, and MP3 players will all be under the Christmas tree as with your next birthday with your name on it.
And just think how popular you will be and how much your friends will like you!
Your phone won’t stop ringing from all these needy and cheap friends wanting you and your GEEK to come over.
So now you know what’s in it for you.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, there must be a Best Buy close to you. A perfect site to check out some GEEKY prospects.
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