Other psychics are always trying to bust her balls. Why? Because Psychickiki (as her name suggests) has something extra they don’t have. An extra ball. Having these two (crystal) balls, let her see what those others can’t and she’s not afraid to expose these here:
o A nightclub will open up that’s so exclusive it will have no members.
o A terrorist lumberjack will try to chop down the Washington Monument.
o An upcoming major outbreak of the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu will rock Memphis.
o Andy Dick will change his name to Andy Penis.
o Archeologists will discover the Statue of Liberty is in fact a crossdresser.
o Castro Oil will be found in Cuba.
o Chia salads will be the next health food trend.
o Cookie monster will bake in the California sun.
o Driving while chewing gum will be outlawed.
o Elton John will sell portable toilets named after him.
o Hugh Hefner will admit he’s gay and he loves dressing as a bunny.
o Jay Leno will be caught lip-syncing his monologue.
o Mister Bubble will be found drowned in a bathtub. CSI will investigate.
o Pamela Anderson will tell all who listen she enjoys the breast stroke.
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