dartboard: We’re just waiting for our guest Kim Kardasian to arrive. Oh, here she is...
Kim: So sorry I’m late. I feel like such an ass. I got rear-ended.
dartboard: A car accident?
Kim: What else?
dartboard: Sorry, just trying to made a bad crack.
Kim: Oh my! You mean my pants are too tight again?
dartboard: Never mind -- have a seat.
Kim: I know I do.
dartboard: By the way, how are things going with your man Reggie Bush?
Kim: Mmmmm I love Bush.
dartboard: Really. We didn’t know that.
Kim: Are you trying to make a bad crack about my favorite number one?
dartboard: No. Maybe. Everybody knows that Reggie is your favorite number two. By the way during football season and Reggie’s away playing ball, what do you do to keep busy?
Kim: Oh, I think of him day and night, night and day, while sucking on cucumbers and bananas.
dartboard: Too much information. Do you play football?
Kim: I’ve always like being a tight end.
dartboard: Tell us more, do you play in bed?
Kim: Reggie is really good at getting turn-overs and is really good at playing in the end zone, but
dartboard: Butt?
Kim: But, but, I prefer baseball. I love being the catcher.
dartboard: Won’t get there either.
Kim: Sorry, but really got to be going. I’m running behind, big time.
dartboard: What’s up?
Kim: I’m having a barbeque.
dartboard: Thought you were vegetarian?
Kim: I am -- I don’t cook hamburgers but people love my buns.
dartboard: And so do we.
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