Hey DART,
Help! I’m a 30 year old virgin and I met this girl named Marie about 2 ½ years ago who is now one of my best friends.
I’ve always been sexually attracted to her and would like things to go further between us.
We kissed once about a year ago, which led to a long talk where she said she didn’t want to ruin our outstanding friendship with this.
I’m not sure if this was bullshit (oops, sorry about the language) or not, but either way, I’m still only in the “just friend” zone with her.
I’ve never really had a close girl FRIEND that way before, and definitely not one that I have done “the nasty” with.
How can I go about seeing if this "nasty" thing could happen without compromising our long friendship?
HELP! TELL ME are there clues I can look for to see if she has the same kind of romantic interest in me?
Jenn Till
Heartbreak Motel,
Memphis, Tennessee
(no number)
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Okay Till, here's deal
Here are THE DARTBOARD top clues 10 to know if she’s interested.
10 – She keeps rubbing her crotch when she hears your name mentioned.
9 – She drools when you both pass a mattress store.
8 – She gets tattoos on her body that match your handprints..
7 – She buys camera because she wants to see what you look like naked.
6 – She squeezes your boobs instead of using the car horn.
5 – She tells you she’s leaving her husband and kids as well as breaking up with her boyfriend the butcher to be with you.
4 – She asks you if she could come over and bathe in your sink.
3 – Instead of asking you “do you want pizza with me?”, she ask “do you want a piece of me?”
2 – She shows you the porn film she stars in.
and the #1 way to know she’s interested in you is when….
1 – she nicknames you my pussy, my whore, or my bitch,
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