Six Ways To Be Polite And The Rewards

THE WAYS:

 Always begin your letters with DEAR.

 Pat others the back when they do a job well done (or if they are choking on food).

 Offer rides if you have a car to those who have to walk.

 Never read out loud on public transit.

 Do not burp, hiccup loudly, sneeze, crack your knuckles, belch, or fart in public.

 Address people as mister, misses, ms, or madame (especially if the woman is a filthy whore and runs a call-girl ring).


THE REWARDS:

o Increases the chances of sexual intercourse.

o Increased chance of oral sex.

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