Pick-up lines never work. here's proof:
he -- I know how to please a woman.
she -- If you do then please, leave me alone.
he -- The color of your hair is fabulous.
she -- I got it on aisle three at the drugstore.
he -- You looks are like someone that I always dreamt about.
she -- Then go back to sleep – maybe you can get lucky.
he -- I would travel to the end of the world for you.
she -- Then go to the airport, buy a ticket, and stay there.
he -- Do you want to go back to your place, or mine?
she -- Sounds good, you go your place and I’ll go to mine.
he -- What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in this bar?
she -- What’s it like being the biggest pest.
he -- Can I see you pretty soon?
she -- Are you telling me I’m not pretty now.
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