Friday, December 4, 2009

SUSAN BOYLE -- what's she's really thinking




 Hope Simon notices I’m not wearing underpants.
 Can hardly wait until I get a cell phone so I can start sexting.
 Where are my groupies – I give up!
 This is the only song I know - hope nobody notices.
 I will sing for a two Big Macs, large fries and a diet coke
 It ain’t over till I (the fat lady), sing.
 Why do all these make-up people quit when they see me coming?.
 Why do people shout “TAXI” when I wear my yellow raincoat?
 I miss my gravy!!




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