Friday, December 4, 2009
SUSAN BOYLE -- what's she's really thinking
Hope Simon notices I’m not wearing underpants.
Can hardly wait until I get a cell phone so I can start sexting.
Where are my groupies – I give up!
This is the only song I know - hope nobody notices.
I will sing for a two Big Macs, large fries and a diet coke
It ain’t over till I (the fat lady), sing.
Why do all these make-up people quit when they see me coming?.
Why do people shout “TAXI” when I wear my yellow raincoat?
I miss my gravy!!
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