MEMO: TO TOM CRUISE
Message to Tom. You better go run,
The case is your career is just about done!
Once you were nice -- then you got rid of Nicole
And then you became involved in a Scientology role,
After got hooked up with Katie and gave her babies.
Was it to prove that gay rumors were only maybes?
On Oprah you told Brooke Shields to stay off of drugs,
Maybe you need to take some we say with a shrug.
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