Friday, December 4, 2009
REASONS Tiger Woods cheated on his wife
> Argued why would it be too much for her to go to City Hall to get her name spelt properly to Ellen.
> He preferred four-somes with the boys than three-somes with girls.
> She sold their White House dinner invitations to another couple.
> She didn't let him putt in the hallway.
> She kept calling their son "boy".
> Obviously he's gay or blind.
> She forced him to see TWILIGHT and NEW MOON more than once.
> Figured the only way he could meet Judge Judy was in court.
> It would give him more time for driving lessons -- realizing a car is more complicated than a golf cart.
> It's easier to count money when your alone.
> Could now stay up to watch JAY LENO at ten.
> A fortune cookie told him Confucius said he should.
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