LADY GAGA >> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

o Get me a maxi-pad quick, it’s that time of the month again.
o I’m okay, just a deep flesh wound.
o Who took my good dress?
o I seem to always cut myself shaving.
o Is this the TWILGHT audition?
o No refunds if I don’t make the show.
o It’s not real blood, it’s cow blood.
o Do ya think I look good in red?
o NO! I’m not Courtney Love!!

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LADY GAGA -- what are you thinking?

o “Help, help, I’m ga-ga-ga-ga ga-ing!”
o “Thank you Amy Winehouse for lending me your eyelashes.”
o “Can you see if there’s something stuck between my teeth?”
o “I don’t feel so good – maybe it’s something I put in my mouth.”
o “I’ve been told if I smile too much, I’ll look like Britney Spears!”
o “I’m ready for my close-up.”
o “Ewww, I think I should of paid the extra few bucks to get my hair done properly.”

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