NEW WORDS

ANAGRAM --> a type of word play, the result of rearranging the letters of a word or phrase to produce a new word or phrase, using all the original letters exactly once.

Jerry Lewis
Jewelry, Sir

Tom Cruise
I'm So Cuter

Kim Kardashian
I Am a Kind Shark

John Mayer
Enjoy Harm

Sandra Bullock
Skull and Cobra


Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Grown Large 'n' Crazed

Beyonce Knowles
Woken Obscenely

Justin Timberlake
I'm a Jerk, But Listen

James Cameron
Major Menaces

Bob Dylan
Bald, Bony

Robin Williams
I Warm Billions

Mel Gibson
Big Melons

Clint Eastwood
Old West Action

Jerry Seinfeld
Friendly Jeers

Tiger Woods
Got Weirdos

Kirstie Alley
Likes Reality

Britney Spears
Presbyterians

Conan O'Brien
Inane Bronco


Howard Stern
Wonder Trash

Woody Allen
A Lewd Loony

Jennifer Aniston
Fine in Torn Jeans

Sylvester Stallone
Slovenly Steel Star

Paul McCartney
Pay Mr. Clean-Cut

Heidi Montag
Imagined Hot

George Clooney
Cool Energy, Ego

David Letterman
Nerd Amid Late TV

Sarah Palin
A Plain Rash



Leonard Nimoy
I'm Only a Drone

Drew Barrymore
Merry Wardrobe

Madonna Louise Ciccone
One Cool Dance Musician


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Oh my, such an outrage! Thank you moral guardians for protecting us from this!

CANADA HISTORY MAGAZINE DROPS DOUBLE-ENTENDRE NAME


WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - Canada's second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name because its unintended sexual connotation has caused the history journal to become snagged in Internet filters and has turned off potential readers.

The Beaver was founded in 1920 as a publication of the Hudson's Bay Company, then a fur trader and now a department store chain. It has long since become a broader magazine about Canadian history and will change its name to Canada's History with its April issue, editor-in-chief Mark Reid said on Tuesday.

When The Beaver started publication, the name evoked only Canada's thriving fur industry. Ninety years later, the fur trade has diminished and the magazine's name has become slang for female genitals.

Readers complained that Internet filters were blocking emails and newsletters from The Beaver, Reid said. The society also had concerns about attracting readers.

"Market research showed us that younger Canadians and women were very very unlikely to ever buy a magazine called The Beaver no matter what it's about," said Reid, adding he has mixed feelings about the name change. "For whatever reasons, they are turned off by the name.

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THE DARTBOARD found a few of the other names that the magazine also decided to reject.

The pussy, the twat, the vag, the snatch, the pink taco, the clit, the cooter, the box, the muff, the fur-burger, the poon, the va-jay-jay, the cooch, the hole, the gash, poontang, and of course -- the slit.


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